For the things we do in the privacy of our bedrooms that we all aren't and shouldn't be doing but apparently are because hey, there are nine billion people on this planet and they got here somehow. I was always the girl the boys brought out because I just could hang. I got called a slut the other day on the Internet for the like, nine billionth time. That you figured that out for yourself after years of dating or whatever. And it can be a lot freakin' easier having awkward first time sex with someone who has probably already held your forehead when you puked from too many Coco Locos in the Dominican on spring break junior year. Shouldn't you guys just know this? The girl who sits with her arms and legs crossed because all the attention isn't on her and her mini dress and how cute she looks when she's taking duck face selfies?
The guys who don't call, don't text, don't even check to make sure you got home okay when they were too busy to make sure you got in a cab that night. We all fear this label.
The Truth About Being a Slutty Slut
She doesn't need to drink beer or be a bro, but you know that scene in "My Best Friend's Wedding" where Cameron Diaz's character is uncomfortable at the karaoke bar, and then all of a sudden she sings a song so badly but everyone cheers and she gets so into it and has the most fun ever? They are doing that because they are good people. He takes the pictures and puts them on a website. I'm a dude's girl. Run far far away! You have to know that the girl you are gonna be with, maybe even marry, was there before she really had a reason to BE there relationship wise.